Wednesday 18 March 2015

BIG GIRLS***


L
iterally, I mean the BIG GIRLS, not the EVERY BODY'S SYNDROME for class groovy girls that don't cry or that can take care of themselves... But the girls with the BIG STATURE! 


Big girls look bigger than their real age.
 They look 24 when they are barely 18.
 They are always at the beck and call of nature's pranks and hormone tricks. 
Big girls wish to eat without adding weight, yet the reverse always takes effect. 
They count every calorie a dish offers but cannot count any calorie lost. 
Big girls take weight loss as a challenge, but lose hope when the challenge ironically makes them fatter. 
They diet more than every slender girl, yet they tend to fill up their jeans even quicker than the jeans slack, when their bodies adjust to the normal routine. 
Big girls seem to care little about themselves, but in truth, they care more about their future condition. 
Most people don't know this but; they are extremely worried about the frustration lines left behind by the angry stubborn fat they try to burn. 
They are pretty worried that they cannot look like the Victoria Secret Model they see on the label of their lingerie. 
They are sad that they cannot fit into swimsuits considered 'sexy' by the society. 
They are ever upset that they cannot look normal without much weight loss and dieting routines. 
They ask questions like; 'why can't I just be like my slim room-mate who eats all the Cheerios in the fridge without ever adding a pound?' 'Must I really GYM to lose weight?' 'Should I give up on junks when they are irresistibly delicious?’ Big Girls find it difficult to accept their fate. They never do. Not even BYPASS is an option, because that awful VORACIOUS appetite is sneaking around the corner and ever ready to invade the BIG GIRL'S territory, together with its footman-FAT!!!! Hahahahahaahahahah! FROM OSY... 
THUMBS UP TO ALL THE BIG GIRLS IN THE WORLD. THEY ARE TRULY THE MOST HARD WORKING!


                                      

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